I want Herschelle to live with you too. He'll be happy with Strauss and being indoors and having chicken, but if it does get all terribly stressful he won't have to go back to a box.

I've found there are few if any situations in life that don't get a little bit better after a danish pastry. Especially if it's a maple pecan one, or one of those big curly ones with icing on.