Reasons not to do yoga unattended #67
Dear friends,
If I'm ever found dead in my flat in a strange position I would like it noted that this was likely caused not by a bizarre, erotic experiment but instead by my trying to practise fancy yoga poses in a hallway of a small flat, falling out of a handstand and smacking my knee and shoulder on different door handles.
No, hang on. Bizarre-erotic-experiment-with-mysterious-unidentifiable-partner Death is way cooler than lone-yoga-accident-halfeaten-by-cats Death, isn't it?
If I'm ever found dead in my flat in a strange position I would like it noted that this was likely caused not by a bizarre, erotic experiment but instead by my trying to practise fancy yoga poses in a hallway of a small flat, falling out of a handstand and smacking my knee and shoulder on different door handles.
No, hang on. Bizarre-erotic-experiment-with-mysterious-unidentifiable-partner Death is way cooler than lone-yoga-accident-halfeaten-by-cats Death, isn't it?