I won a shiny thing. And I had to have my photograph taken shaking hands and receiving said shiny thing, like when cricketers get presented with over sized cheques and champagne. Except I didn't get champagne. Or a large cheque. Or a cricketer.

I have a huge glass award that I have no idea what to do with and I can't exchange it for a kitten as it has my name inscribed on it.

I also got money, which should finally, finally pay off my student loan.