Message to SGA fandom

Could you all please stop writing fic for a few days? Then I might be able to catch up.

It's a sad thing when a girl is behind with her porn.

In other news: The long awaited cat is coming home tomorrow. I can finally begin my new life as a Single Woman Who Owns Cats. It's an enourmous personal milestone.

Warning

Do not, under any circumstances, browse the archive of your LJ. Particularly if you're brooding about the prospect of impending birthdays. You are only going to stumble across a post you wrote two years ago, and prove your complete and utter lack of progress in life.