Australia v South Africa First Test

( First Test, Perth: In which Ricky Ponting was humiliated, The Australian public learned about Bovril and Graeme ordered a man to massage him in several different places )

And finally,

Dear Mr Ponting,

You should probably be a little careful about making pointed speeches about the team having too many "passengers" and about the need for "personnel changes". The two most noteable passengers in this match were yourself and Matthew Hayden. Feel free to pack your bags at any time.

No love, me.

P.S. Chokers