When someone is bleeding it's polite not to laugh...

[lemonbella]

So, I fell over in the street. Everyone stop laughing.

I fell over absolutely nothing, and I wasn't even distracted by a six foot picture of Kevin Pietersen. Personally, I blame an incredibly ill-placed cycle path.

Anyway so I tumble over, smack my knee, shoulder and head and am kinda dizzy. People laugh. I know it looked funny, but when someone is bleeding from their leg it would be polite to ask if they're okay, even if you collapse into fits of giggles in the middle.

I have *bruises*. I demand sympathy, and no laughter of any kind...