Here's an idea:

[lemonbella]

There's been a lot of talk about how the smaller teams shouldn't be playing the world cup. I have an alternative suggestion: I think we should stop Australia playing in all competitions.

They're always dull and predictable, they make me angry and they get Graeme Smith out (which only Matthew Hoggard should be allowed to do, the rest of the time Graeme should be allowed to do that thing where he stands still, whacks the ball to all parts and turns batting into a form a pornography).

Tournaments would be a whole lot more interesting and enjoyable without Australians.

Comments

[stjarna1984.livejournal.com]

Yes. I heartily agree.

Smifffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. *lusts*

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

It's a good plan. That or making Graeme Smith a god of some kind.

I need a Graeme Smith Icon. *goes to pester people*

[stjarna1984.livejournal.com]

Mmm, definitely.

I made some last year, I'll see if I can find them...

[stjarna1984.livejournal.com]

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Feel free to use any of them if you like them :)

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

Oh Excellent! I think the fourth one seems quite appropriate.

You have saved indian_skimmer (my official icon maker) from being continually pestered.

[stjarna1984.livejournal.com]

Hehe, glad to be of service :)

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

I also agree!

And *pets Hoggy for the sake of it*

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain the entire cricketing community would agree.

You should always pet Hoggy.

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

*grins* Definitely. I think Hoggy needs to do QofS again. That would be fuuuun.

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

Hoggy should have his own TV problem.

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

YES.

I shall be the one running it. And get "molestation of the star" rights.

*ahem*

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

It's what that degree is for, isn't it?

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

Molesting Hoggy?

Absolutely.

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

I'm going to see if anywhere will let me do a PhD in molesting Hoggy.

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

Best. PhD. Ever.

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

I could research different ways of molesting Hoggy. I could even let other people molest Hoggy in the interests of science. If they asked nicely.

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

Could I please molest Hoggy then?

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

I'll put you on the list.

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

Top of the list?

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

It depends, how much can you pay me?

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

Can I pay you in Lush or chocolate?

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

I will have to work out the going rate for Molesting Hoggy in terms of dairy milk.

[indian-skimmer.livejournal.com]

Australians have made me sad one too many times; now they've made Graeme sad too. I say we veto them.

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

We should have learned when they made Geraint sad. Graeme's quite hard to make sad, but they did it. It's our only choice. I'm pretending they don't exist.

[jazzy-d.livejournal.com]

Yes, they're a very boring team. So predictable. Give me Bermuda anyday.

Poor Smithy. I hope his cramp gets better.

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

See? It's an obvious solution. No one who hurts Graeme should be allowed to play international cricket. I know it was cramp, but I'm totally blaming the australians.

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

GRAEME.

ICON.

GRAEME.

NGAH.

*flails*

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

It's my "Graeme Going on a Schooltrip" icon. Mostly I will be saving it for when I go on trips, but it's new and shiny and made by indian_skimmer so I'm showing it off.

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

He does look like he's off on a schooltrip, bless him. He's so adorably dorky. And sexy. Can't forget The Sexy.

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

Also, I've just had a gander at your icons and the one where Graeme has his hands on AB's hips... nnngsddkbdmvbkjjjj. Where did you find that picture? If you don't mind me asking, that is.

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

It's another one indian_skimmer made. It looks like you found the picture anyway! Nothing can stand in the way of a girl and her groping cricketers.