"We have not released man eating badgers into the area"

[lemonbella]

A while ago indian_skimmer and I posted about our plan to mail attack badgers to Jonathan Agnew. It was a skilled plan even if I do say so myself. However...

I'd like to think the British Military do not have to rely on my LJ for cutting edge strategy

Comments

[akkrenskarin.livejournal.com]

Admit it, your badgers got lost in the post, didn't they?

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

Jonathan Agnew is still alive, so it's entirely possible, yes.

[akkrenskarin.livejournal.com]

They got lost and ended up in Basra, evidently... what was wrong with mailing good, old-fashioned English badgers? ;-)

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

That was our mistake. If we'd gone for normal English badgers they'd have just been a bit disgruntled and hot. Instead they're eating Iraqi insurgents.

[indian-skimmer.livejournal.com]

On the plus side, as if there was negative side to man-eating giant badger stories, I haven't had a reason to use this icon in ages and now it's the most appropriate icon in the world.

[lemonbella.livejournal.com]

It's an internationally and politically appropriate icon