Everyone should have their own minion.....

[lemonbella]

My Minion began work on Wednesday. (She's only a part time Minion) I have so far been able to delegate Four(Four! Count'em) pieces of work to her. Admittedly the freedom created by delegation was rapidly filled by my boss delegating seven peices of work to me, but that's not the point.

I have a minion to order around, it's so much fun. I just need to get her to understand that arriving in the office half an hour early is not an admirable trait, and far from ingratiating herself, she is, in fact, interrupting valuable coffee drinking and e-mail reading time.

I need people to poke me this weekend, as I have several bits of writing floating around that need some concentration time.....