My week in Bizarreness...(bizarrosity?)
Sep. 27th, 2006 07:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lemonbellaSo, bizarre week all told.
Bizarre injury to my hand, received whilst attempting to escape from the gym. My hand is totally purple, twice the size and I have to lie about how I did it.
Bizarre experience of panic when it turned out NTL had changed all my TV channels over night! I turned on expecting to find cricketers in formal wear and then wasted ten valuable drunken suit-wearing minutes attempting to find them.
Bizarre illness on Sunday, improved by Monday.
Bizzare argument with woman in Tesco about whether you could kill yourself with cranberry extract tablets. And if so, would two bottles be enough.
Bizarre funeral in which I had to read bible verses in the King James Version, (you try saying "And he saith we know wither thou goest" in front of 400 people), an argument about Geraint Jones (which I was dragged away from before I could make sure I'd won), and some 'friend' of the family who greeted me with the phrase "Ah, yes, you were your Mum's mistake." (Gee, thanks).
Bizarre injury to my hand, received whilst attempting to escape from the gym. My hand is totally purple, twice the size and I have to lie about how I did it.
Bizarre experience of panic when it turned out NTL had changed all my TV channels over night! I turned on expecting to find cricketers in formal wear and then wasted ten valuable drunken suit-wearing minutes attempting to find them.
Bizarre illness on Sunday, improved by Monday.
Bizzare argument with woman in Tesco about whether you could kill yourself with cranberry extract tablets. And if so, would two bottles be enough.
Bizarre funeral in which I had to read bible verses in the King James Version, (you try saying "And he saith we know wither thou goest" in front of 400 people), an argument about Geraint Jones (which I was dragged away from before I could make sure I'd won), and some 'friend' of the family who greeted me with the phrase "Ah, yes, you were your Mum's mistake." (Gee, thanks).
