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lemonbella1) At some point I will spit coffee over the sofa because someone will do something incredibly gay on international TV.
2) Charles Colville will not be able to hide his love for Geraint Jones.
3) I will have to be talked out of sending homemade explosives to TMS
4) Geraint Jones will make me have a heart attack.
5) Andrew Flintoff will make Strauss do all the hard interviews.
6) When it's going really badly, they'll send Hoggy out to do the interviews.
7) Someone will have to hold Geraint back from starting a fight with the entire Western Terrace.
8) Ricky Ponting will have a hissyfit.
9) English people will laugh at Ricky Ponting having a hissyfit.
10) Australians will be slightly embarrassed by Ricky Ponting having a hissyfit.
11) Alastair Cook will score the slowest 50 ever in Ashes history.
12) Ian Bell and Paul Collingwood will get sunburned
13) Steve Harmison will touch his side the first time a ball goes four feet down leg side
14) Jonathan Agnew will find a way to blame the Iraq war on Geraint Jones.
15) I will develop a twitch whenever Kevin Pietersen comes out to bat
16) Hoggy will attempt to show someone his piece of lucky string; they won’t be interested.
17) Michael Henderson will write a negative article about the England cricket team.
18) At least once I will give up and go to bed in despair only to wake up and find the most exciting thing ever happened.
19) I will send a ridiculous amount of text messages to
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indian_skimmer20) The Australians will blame the umpires.
21) Duncan Fletcher will give an interview in which he says very little but fails to hide his contempt for the British media.
22) Everyone will get annoyed at the sound of Adam Gilchrist's voice.
23) Geraint Jones will be hoisted into the air.
24) I will denounce my adoration of the English cricket team, attempt to gain Sri Lankan citizenship but still continue to torture myself on a nightly basis.
25) I will be found in Tesco at 4.15am buying chocolate pudding.
Oh yes, and Geraint will score 167 to win us the ashes and then, when asked if he has anything to say to his critics, he'll proceed to pronounce his name phonetically. I dreamt that a year ago. Twice. Therefore it's going to happen.
This time tomorrow night....
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:06 pm (UTC)*bounces* Only 27 hours to go!
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 08:08 pm (UTC)Stephanie "Sick Note" Harmison
Period pains made him pull out of the warm up, that's what me and
I am planning on ignoring the entire series. I think it's for the best.
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:41 pm (UTC)I want to ignore it, but I know I'll find myself watching anyway.
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 08:51 pm (UTC)Ian looked willing to beat him to death with his cricket bat, even if he had to hold it in his feet to do it.
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:57 pm (UTC)I wish he had done, it would've been funny. I have seen pictures of Ian looking small and sad on Yahoo, and now I want to do painful things to Mr Anderson.
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 09:17 pm (UTC)On the other hand, at least if Anderson's hitting a batsman he's closer to the stumps than Harmy's managed to bowl in about six months, so there's something positive to take out of it. It's just a shame he managed to hit our poor Ian instead of Matthew Hayden.
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Date: 2006-11-21 09:21 pm (UTC)This is true... but still, why Ian? Why can't he pick on someone his own size?
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Date: 2006-11-21 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 08:59 pm (UTC)Other than that...
I'm willing to give you an alibi?
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Date: 2006-11-21 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-11-21 10:15 pm (UTC)8) to 10) That's a given.
17) Does Henderson ever write anything positive? Or in a tone that doesn't make people think that the subject of the article stole his lunch money and kicked his dog?
20) That's a given too. Only time there are no complaints is when the decisions go in their favor. Head before wicket indeed.
22) Yes.
24) Tried that with my team, unfortunately never worked.
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Date: 2006-11-22 08:59 am (UTC)Are you going to be able to keep up with The Ashes where you are?
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Date: 2006-11-21 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-22 09:00 am (UTC)no subject
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