I'm not crazy, I just have another conciousness in my brain

Look, I know I should be concerned about the effect of Kolpakkers on English cricket, and I understand all there is to know about EU employment law, restraint of free trade and the implications of european integration. However, I find it really, really hard to feel negative about it when the BBC cricket site threatens me with an invasion of South Africans.

I just get an image of a slightly muddy Justin Kemp (sometimes dropping in with a parachute) and I just can't concentrate on the arguments.