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I appear to have become strangely obsessed with the show Nothing to Declare: Australian Border Security. I think it may have something to do with the sight of large, burly, Australian security guards getting significantly more distressed by people with seeds and twigs in their luggage than by people smuggling 20 kilos of cocaine.
However, it has taught me a very important lesson: If one is planning to smuggle 20 kilos of cocaine into Australia, never, ever hide it in a children's toy. They always check those.
However, it has taught me a very important lesson: If one is planning to smuggle 20 kilos of cocaine into Australia, never, ever hide it in a children's toy. They always check those.
